ireceived this e-mail very early this morning. i'm guessing its from the hate mailer I wrote about a few weeks ago. more hate coming your way peeps!
"di ka pa rin tumitigil? nandamay ka pa ng taga-maynila sa patutsada mo! kapal rin ng apog mo ano? mga tanga lang ang tutulong diyan sa relief efforts mo. masagasaan ka sana ng dumptruck mo. at ilagay mo na lang sa orphanage yang mga anak mong walang kwenta rin tulad mo. sabihin mo na rin sa tatay mo na sumama na kayo sa impyerno."
- I like that you have a very wide vocabulary of cusswords. I believe in your “real” life you are a sad employee unhappy with your job and bored to death.
- I like that you are very vocal. No stop signs for you. Naagawan ka ba ni Ama ng asawa kaya? (am i getting warmer). Hooray at di ka shy.
- I like that you hate me so much. You see I get so much love these days that you balance out the giddiness of good karma. Thank you.
- I like that you threaten me all the time. With what you do I exercise caution always. I'm always on my toes and watchful and vigilant. Don't fret I always have my 9mm handy, clean and oiled just in case you drop by and pay me a visit.
- I like that you make me realize that I cannot please everyone in the world. And I don’t have any plans to. I just do what I do.
- I like that you are very opinionated and have a myopic view of the world. You are always an example I give my kids to NOT emulate.
- lastly, I like that you make my skin crawl whenever I think of you. It exercises my blood vessels and wakes up my molecules. Thank you for keeping me healthy.
If you wanna hurt me I dare you. Really. You are a pitiful, sad creature and all I have is compassion for you. You need a friend my dear.
And you need to get laid once in a while. I betcha you’ll feel a helluva lot better. Happy hormones!
Peace and light to you.
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I normally don't comment on friends' blogs, but this one made my ears ring.
I don't like our kids being dragged into the issue. And for this person to say "...at ilagay mo na lang sa orphanage yang mga anak mong walang kwenta rin tulad mo" really got to me, like long nails scratching a blackboard.
I've known you since college (though it's been yearss since we've touched base). You are as crazy as I am.
But you have been doing such admirable, if not herculean,tasks for our unfortunate brothers and sisters in war torn areas.
I wonder what this person did in life to sound so ungrateful and wretched. You're right, baka nga walang sex life. Or nasalpak mo ng volleyball sa mukha nung college.
Continue with your work, my dear. I once wanted to go with you to document the distribution of relief goods and write about it. Alas, am not as nobly brave as you are (but if you lend me a bullet proof vest...).
In any case, however, pag di ka pa tantanan, look for me. Dabawenyas are great mangkukulams. (evil grin with a wink)
Hahaha thanks Joji. Baka nga nasaktan ko ito noon or baka nainggit sa kulot ko before (remember that unfortunate salon disaster?).
I'll take you up on that offer (the kulam one) when he makes his prescence felt.
Hope to see you soon!
holy mother of god! sino ito? may pagka abnoy ha. at dinamay pa ang mga anak mo... that is just LOOOOOWWWW!
that bitch is going to hell... i'm sure of that.
keep on pouting, sarah.
*hugs*
naku! napaka pait naman ng buhay ng taong yan. Siguro nga wala siyang sex life kasi sing kunat ng ugali niya ang ______(fill in the blanks)niya.
let me guess:
1. lalaki yan na di mo pinansin nung youger days mo at di mka get-over sa pagka basted! which is tama lang kasi ang sama ng ugali nya.
2. wala lang talaga siyang magawa sa buhay!
3. Mahilig sa gulo at away pero bahag ang buntot kaya sa e-mail lang nagmamagaling.
Maitanong ko nga sa kanya? ano nagawa niya para may maitulong sa mundo? aber! WALA! pala-away siya!
remember maam sarah? sabi mo "people born with low intellingece can't help but do and say stupid things" (something to that effect) Sabta ang bogo...
Ingats always! MIss you!
@ kawadjan
don't have a clue who it is but still the same god or bad publicity is still publicity. I thank you. BOW.
@Adz
i'm touched that you remembered what i said! galing ng memory retention ng lolo ko ha.
Korek! Sabta ang bogo. BOW ulit.
Sus, gurl, who cannot forget your kulot fashion do in college? We ironically called you Sto. Nino, remember. Am trying not to laugh now. Am feeding the dogs.
Baka hairstylist mo yun. He sounded so gay (no offense to my sisters in the hood).
Smile, atch. Life is good (but not to that guy).
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