Survey of the Month

3 names you go by:
sarah, sam and mom

3 things you like about yourself:
I can, unlike others, spell acquiesce without looking it up; my ability to -- from several different and all reputable sources -- be proven idiotic in various situations yet still retain my belief that I am, indeed, a genius, and all those incapable of understanding the extent of it are beneath me; I can make noises with my knees.

3 things you hate/dislike about yourself:
Procrastination, almost to a pathetic degree; adversity to trying new things; festering fat that refuses to go away.

3 parts of your heritage:
Vengeance, short patience, guns (be scared...be very scared)

3 things that scare you:
Cockroaches, christmas shopping, manila traffic *sigh*

3 of your everyday essentials:
Internet connection, funky music, hugs

3 things you are wearing right now:
A week old pair of Seven jeans, funky new specs, and a frown

3 of your favorite bands/artists:
Jack Johnson, Chicane and the sound of my son singing in the bathroom

3 of your favorite songs at present:
Corrine Bailey Rae's "Put Your Records On"; Jason Mraz' "No Stopping Us"; Snow Patrol's "Chasing Cars"

3 things you want to try in the next 12 months:
Skydive, swim butt naked in the moonlightjust to piss off the neighbors, smile more often

3 things you want in a relationship:
Simplicity, mutual trust and never ending spooning

2 truths and a lie:
I'll leave you to decide which belong in which category: I hate everyone at Starbucks; I was in love with someone with a tongue ring; Been to the Moon. Twice.

3 physical things about the opposite/same sex that appeal to you:
Impeccable spotless teeth, amazing sense of humor, eyes to die for

3 things you just can't do:
Draw, dance, or find the correct canned goods in the basement.

3 of your favorite hobbies:
Staring at my children, sleeping, dvd watching

3 things you want to do really badly right now:
Sleep, conduct an orchestra, attack my boss with sharp things.

3 careers you're considering:
Sociologist (whatever that implies. No one really knows); PC technician, although I don't know if I'm up to hearing idiotic computer-illiterate dolts self-inflicted problems, theologist.

3 places you want to go on vacation: Greece,Rome & the Carribean

3 kids names: Ragnarok, River and Moonflower.

3 things you want to do before you die: Travel the world; invent a devastating nuclear weapon which targets only bigots and muslim haters and see my children get married.

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